The AI
technology is said to be so advanced it can predict what a person wants from a
home with startling accuracy.
According to
a leaked document from the Ethical Investigation team from the Federation of
Original Language, unscrupulous estate agents have been attaching hidden AI-powered
listening devices to their clothing.
They then use
the data they collect to analyse the thoughts and desires of home buyers and
renters who they have met or spoken with over the phone.
Our Founder and
Managing Director, Damien Cooke revealed more: “We were gobsmacked that agents
would and could do this. It is the brainchild of reclusive Russian billionaire
and tech investor Serge Bale, and according to the leaked report, the software
has been called Aimee Spice.
“The name is
derived from it being artificial intelligence and that it knows what people
want, what they really, really want. We won’t be using it as we think it’s
highly unethical and will make people feel foolish.”
Here are
just a few examples of Aimee’s mind-reading capabilities:
1)
It can tell if you’re looking for a fixer-upper. If you’re the type of
person who loves a challenge and wants to put your own stamp on a property, Aimee
will pick up on this and suggest properties that need a bit of work.
2)
She, we mean it, can identify if you’re a fan of open-plan living. If you’re
someone who loves the feeling of space and hates being cooped up, the AI will
suggest properties that have open-plan living areas, so you can spread out and
breathe easy.
3)
The technology can even tell if you secretly want a home cinema. If you’re
the type of person who loves nothing more than snuggling up with a good movie, it
will pick up on this and suggest properties with dedicated cinema rooms, so you
can live out your dreams of being a movie star.
While this
technology may seem like something out of a science fiction film, it is already
apparently being used by some estate agents to gain an edge over their rivals.
Local
resident Peter Pettigrew said: “Who
knows what they might be able to pick up from your thoughts? And what if they
introduce a version that allows your spouse or partner or even your boss to
read your mind?!”
So, if
you’re planning on moving home in the near future, be sure to keep an eye out
for any suspicious-looking estate agents pressing their collars (to activate hidden
Aimee devices).
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